Red Christmas: The 2025 No Office Holiday party

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Red Christmas: The 2025 No Office Holiday party
Not to be dramatic, but miss this and run the risk of experiencing the most brutal FOMO of your life.

Ho ho ho, another year has passed, and that means it's time for another No Office Holiday party, our annual tradition that melds all the fun and light chaos of an actual office party, without any of our actual bosses there. What could possibly be better?

If you answered "the redistribution of gifts and the dismantling of the Christmas industrial complex," you're in luck because this year's theme is Red Christmas, and we're here to tell you, Santifa Claus is headed our way, has been radicalized, and is not fucking around. This party will also have:

  • Flash tattoos from St. Kenia!
  • Cover tunes from Imitation Crab!
  • Drink specials!
  • Raffle prizes, including the much-coveted ✨golden ticket✨ from Open House New York, which you can't get anywhere else!
  • A DJ! Dancing!
  • Other stuff that's a surprise and you'll have to show up to find out!

Grab your tickets here, and don't wait — early bird pricing is in effect, and prices will go up after next Weds., Nov. 26.

As always, members at the True Believer level and above get in for free. If that's you, search your email for the phrase "seize your free ticket" for your custom discount code to apply at checkout. And if you aren't a member yet, sign up today, and we'll send the code your way.

See you all on Dec. 17!